My favorite sports teams are the Colorado Rockies and anyone who is playing the Red Sox.
Yep, baseball, that's all. I'm determined not to start following anything else; I already waste enough time keeping up with baseball.
I'm beginning to think that my support is a curse to any team, though. Look at what happened to the Rockies... and the Rays, for that matter. Yes, I abandoned my loyalty to the National League and went for the Rays in the World Series. Face it, cowbells are cool, right? Well, I also have to point out that I wasn't into baseball last season, and the Rockies got to the World Series. See what a corrupting influence I have? (Let that be a warning to all of you readers:D)
Nice picture, right? Whenever I see this picture, I always think about how artistic it looks, almost as if it were posed. I guess it's just a case of being at the right place at the right time. (I bet that photographer got a raise:D)
Now you're probably wondering, "What in the world does all this have to do with your writing and poetry and other dumb stuff?"
Would it surprise you if I said that I wrote a poem about the Rockies? Ok, you probably think I'm a complete nut, but then, about everyone does and don't tell me I didn't warn you.
Ok, here's the scoop. I saw an announcement for a contest hosted by yourhub in which seven winners (selected periodically throughout the season) could win twelve Rockies suite tickets. All you had to do was write something about why you like the Rockies, or something to that effect. I immediately thought, "Ha, ha! I'll write something for the contest, and if for some reason I win, I can bring our whole family to a baseball game." (You have to keep in mind that at that point I had never been to a Major League baseball game.) I thought I had nothing to lose. Nothing to lose but time, it turned out. Four to eight hours later, I emerged from the office with a sonnet, no less, about the Rockies. Actually, it was two sonnets, only I didn't like the first one, so I wrote another. And by the way, that four to eight hours wasn't quite all in one chunk, and I can't remember exactly how long it was; it was probably more than four hours, but no more than eight hours. Anyway, all that to say, it took a long time. The sonnet I entered in the contest, in my humble opinion, "worked." (Most of the things I post will be things that "worked.")
I didn't win the contest. *insert sarcastic laugh and rant about how much I "respect" journalism* That's ok, though, because I actually did get to go to a baseball game this season, and it was a blast. The Rockies won 4-0!
Ok, this post is longer than I was anticipating, so I'd better get to the good stuff. (I know, I can hear your groans from here.)
Now, I know this is pretty dramatic, but it was good enough for the contest. Enjoy!..or not.
"Ode to the Rockies"
The Rockies, one with mountain peaks in fame
Which steeply rise midst valleys and dry plains
And are concealed oft by portentous rains,
They struggle to play worthy of their name.
Each player toils, and yet they lose the game;
Each man dejected walks away, hope wanes,
While nemesis rejoices o'er his gains,
Forgetting he has oft played much the same.
What matters it? Let trials and troubles come,
For they precede the glorious victory.
Did not Odysseus triumph through his woes?
And Theseus the Minotaur o'ercome?
So e'en if Rockies' triumphs hidden be,
There's hope when Rockies players swing and throw.
You know, there's no telling how badly the Rockies will play after I've written a sonnet about them.
Maybe I should start cheering for their opponents...
3 comments: (+add yours?)
"portentous" That's where you went wrong first. Obviously a word is more than 2 syllables long is going to be too hard to read by the normal baseball fan.
"Did not Odysseus triumph through his woes?" Boy, oh boy.. It keeps getting worse! Why in the world are you talking about a MINIVAN triumphing?!
Other than that, I'm not sure why you didn't win. Obviously someone didn't know what they were looking at.
So, you are superstitious? If you wear lucky socks, hat, and necktie, the team you are rooting for will win? ;-) Don't worry, it's not you, it's the Rockies. you should have chosen a better team to root for.
I think I'm glad I don't keep track of time that well, because if I did I would be really depressed.
This time I'm typing in "mingshar"
Hey, I warned you before you even started reading that it was going to be dramatic!
You know, I don't wear a necktie!
Maybe that's the problem...
Hehe, Beck! You be rather funny :-)
How's that for the comments you desire? :-P
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